This video might make you cringe, but it’s not as bad as you might think at first. Watch and listen a two or three times, then read the approximate transcript below.
Dentist: Grab your tooth, then you put the cardboard on top, and then I bang it. Hang on, but I’d better see what I’m doing. Are you ready? Now!
Patient: Thank you!
Dentist: Bob’s your uncle!
Man Off Camera: That’s how it’s done in the bush!
Patient: Are we tough in the bush? I’d like to tell you all I’m the man from Snow River mate, I was born on Snow River, I am him. Don’t believe the movie, he comes from somewhere else.
Woman Off Screen: Do you want some cotton?
Patient: Nah, we’ll just get the second one out, we got one already, it’s good.
Dentist: He’s bleeding a little
Patient: Mate? Mate? Go!
Patient: Thank you! No, still in there.
Dentist: Okay, it’s almost out.
Patient: Get me some water.